Nick's Kambos Paradise: Crete Island Apartment You NEED to See!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Nick's Kambos Paradise: Crete Island Apartment You NEED to See! – and trust me, I've seen my share of paradise (and, let's be honest, some real dumps). This isn't just a review; it's a full-blown, slightly-too-honest-for-its-own-good dive into the heart of this Cretan gem.
First Impressions & The "Oh, HELL YES!" Factor
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair, but I am obsessed with making sure places are actually, you know, accessible for everyone. And Nick's? They seem to have actually thought about this. The website boasts "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start. I didn't personally test the specifics, but the fact that they mention it is a huge win. This isn't just a hotel; it’s a hotel that cares.
Internet? Yeah, They Got That. And It's FREE!
I'm a digital nomad, so the Internet situation is basically life or death. And thank the WiFi gods, because "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" isn't just a promise; it's a reality. I’m talking about strong, reliable Wi-Fi. And the Internet access – LAN is available too for those who prefer that, which is a massive bonus. I mean, I could actually work here! The Wi-Fi in public areas was also solid, so you're not stuck in your room just to get online.
The Room: My Sanctuary (and Maybe Yours, Too!)
Let's get into the nitty-gritty of the rooms. They've got everything you could ask for: Air conditioning (essential in Crete!), Air conditioning in public area, Alarm clock (for those lazy mornings!), Bathrobes (because who doesn't love a fluffy robe?), Bathroom phone (okay, maybe a little too luxurious, but hey, I'm not complaining!), Bathtub (YES!), Blackout curtains (sleep is precious!), Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker (a lifesaver!), Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping (bliss!), Desk (for those work sessions), Extra long bed, Free bottled water (hydration is key!), Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available (perfect for families), Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities (wrinkle-free vacation, here I come!), Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar (hello, late-night snacks!), Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale (okay, maybe I don't need that!), Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers (fancy!), Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], and Window that opens. Seriously, they've thought of everything.
And the little touches? The Room decorations are charming, not cheesy. The Additional toilet in some rooms would be a lifesaver for families. They have the basics covered, and then some.
Food, Glorious Food! (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Okay, let's talk Dining, drinking, and snacking. This is where things get… interesting. They have a Restaurants (plural!), which is a good sign. And they have A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, and Western cuisine in restaurant. That's a lot of options.
The Breakfast [buffet] was…well, it was a buffet. The usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries. Nothing groundbreaking, but perfectly acceptable. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent, a lifesaver when you're dragging yourself out of bed. But I was really hoping for a killer, authentic Cretan breakfast.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: My Personal Paradise (and My One Tiny Complaint)
Let’s get to the good stuff: Things to do, ways to relax. This is where Nick's really shines. They have a Fitness center (I may or may not have used it – vacation, remember?), Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view (breathtaking!), Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, and Swimming pool [outdoor]. You could spend your entire vacation just lounging around, and I wouldn’t blame you. They also offer a Body scrub and Body wrap, which I didn’t try, but they sound heavenly.
I spent a solid afternoon by the Swimming pool [outdoor]. The view? Unforgettable. The water? Refreshing. The cocktails from the Poolside bar? Delicious. This is the kind of place where you can truly unwind. I mean, I literally forgot what day it was, and honestly, that's the best kind of vacation.
One tiny complaint, though: The Foot bath. I didn’t get to try it. I mean, come on, I was ready to relax!
Cleanliness and Safety: Because Nobody Wants to Get Sick
In today's world, Cleanliness and safety are paramount. And Nick's seems to get it. They're offering, Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. They even offer Room sanitization opt-out available, which is a nice touch. I felt safe and secure throughout my stay.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference
They have Services and conveniences covered. Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, and Xerox/fax in business center. It's a one-stop shop for all your needs.
For the Kids (and the Kid in You!)
For all you parents out there, they have For the kids, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities, and Kids meal. So, your little ones should be well taken care of.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
Getting around is a breeze with their Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking.
The Verdict: Book It! (Unless You Hate Fun)
Look, I'm not going to lie. I loved this place. Nick's Kambos Paradise is a true gem. It's got everything you need for a relaxing, enjoyable vacation. The rooms are comfortable, the facilities are top-notch, and the staff is friendly and helpful. The food is decent, and the pool is pure heaven. Plus, they’re clearly taking safety seriously.
Now, for the hard sell:
ARE YOU READY TO ESCAPE?
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is Nick's Apartment in Kambos, Crete, Greece, and we're gonna live it, not just visit it. Prepare for some chaos, some sunshine, and probably a whole lot of me complaining about the price of gyros.
The Unofficial, Utterly Unreliable, and Probably Slightly Hungover Itinerary for Nick's Apartment, Kambos, Crete
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Olive Oil Debacle (aka, Welcome to Paradise, Sort Of)
- 14:00 (ish): Arrive. Taxi from Chania airport (that drive is STUNNING, by the way, even if the driver looks like he hasn't slept since the Minoan era). Key fumble, general disorientation. Find the apartment. Nick's place is…charming. In a slightly-falling-apart-but-still-glorious-kind-of-way. The balcony? Chef's kiss. The view? Double chef's kiss. The welcome basket? A bottle of raki, which is either the nectar of the gods or a quick path to regret. I'm leaning towards the latter.
- 14:30: Unpack. Discover that my suitcase has exploded. Everything. Everywhere. This is how I live, folks. This is the real me.
- 15:00: The Olive Oil Incident. Went to the little market down the road. Intended to buy some essentials. Came back with: a giant bottle of olive oil, a loaf of bread that's already gone stale, and a profound feeling of inadequacy in the face of the friendly, chatty shop owner who clearly judges my lack of Greek language skills. The olive oil…it's everywhere. Spilled it. Twice. On the pristine white tile. My fault entirely.
- 16:00: Attempt to clean up olive oil. Fail. Decide it's a "rustic charm" and pour myself a glass of wine.
- 17:00: Balcony time. Wine. View. Breathe. This is why I came. This is why I needed this. The sea is ridiculously blue. The sun is warm. All is (temporarily) right with the world.
- 19:00: Dinner. Found a taverna down the road. Ordered the Greek salad. It was…perfect. Tomatoes bursting with flavor, the feta salty and creamy, the olives…well, they were olives. Ate way too much. Felt a pang of guilt for the olive oil massacre.
- 21:00: Raki. Regret. Bed.
Day 2: Beach Bliss & The Mystery of the Missing Sunscreen (and the Never-Ending Gyros Saga)
- 08:00: Wake up. Still alive. Surprisingly. Sun already blazing. Coffee on the balcony. Contemplate the day. Wonder if I can survive on olives and bread alone. (Probably).
- 09:00: Beach! Elafonisi, here I come! The pink sand…the turquoise water…it's a postcard come to life! But first…the sunscreen. Where is the damn sunscreen?! Checked everywhere. Under the bed, in the fridge (don't judge), in the olive oil-soaked wreckage of my suitcase. Nope. Guess I'm going to be a lobster.
- 10:00-14:00: Elafonisi. Sunburn. Bliss. Swam, waded, and generally frolicked like a slightly-burnt dolphin. Met a woman who spoke fluent Greek. I think she was telling me my skin was going to peel off. I smiled and nodded anyway.
- 14:30: The Gyros Quest Begins. On the way back, stopped at a roadside taverna for a gyros. It was…okay. Dry meat, a slightly soggy pita. Disappointment. The quest for the perfect gyros has commenced, and I'm taking it very seriously.
- 16:00: Back at the apartment. Sunburn intensifying. Aloe vera application (finally found some!). Contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and why I can't find a decent gyros.
- 17:00: Nap. The heat is relentless. Dream of gyros.
- 19:00: Dinner. Another taverna. Ordered…you guessed it…gyros. This one was slightly better. Still not the one, but progress. The quest continues.
- 21:00: Stargazing on the balcony. The sky is a velvet curtain sprinkled with diamonds. The raki, however, is calling. Resist! (Maybe).
Day 3: Chania & The Art of Wandering (and Maybe, Just Maybe, Finding the Perfect Gyros)
- 09:00: Chania! Took the bus. The Old Venetian Harbour is stunning. The narrow streets are a maze. Got utterly lost. Loved it.
- 10:00-13:00: Wandered. Shopped. Found a tiny artisan shop. Bought a handmade olive wood spoon. It's beautiful. And completely impractical.
- 13:00: The Gyros Revelation! Found a tiny, unassuming place tucked away on a side street. The gyros…oh, the gyros! Perfectly seasoned meat, a fluffy pita, the right amount of tzatziki. It was…perfection. I almost cried. Actually, I might have.
- 14:00: More wandering. More gelato. More bliss.
- 16:00: Back to Kambos. Contemplated another gyros. Resisted (barely).
- 17:00: Balcony time. Read a book. Listened to the waves. The sea… I could watch it forever.
- 19:00: Dinner at Nick's. Cooked (ish). Pasta with…you guessed it…olive oil. (Still trying to use it up).
- 21:00: Another night of stargazing. Maybe the best night so far. Felt like I was getting used to the pace of life here, the quiet.
Day 4: The Samaria Gorge (or, Why I Shouldn't Hike When Hungover)
- 06:00: Wake up. Groan. Remember I signed up for the Samaria Gorge hike. Regret. Everything.
- 07:00: Bus to the gorge. Still hungover. The scenery is spectacular, but all I can think about is water. And a nap.
- 09:00-16:00: Hiked. The Samaria Gorge is incredible. The views are breathtaking. My legs are screaming. My feet are blistered. I'm pretty sure I saw a wild goat glare at me.
- 17:00: Back at the apartment. Collapsed. Ate a whole watermelon.
- 19:00: Dinner. The best gyros I've ever had. It was at the same place in Chania, of course.
- 21:00: Sleep. No raki tonight. Just the sweet, sweet embrace of oblivion.
Day 5: Farewell, Crete (or, The Olive Oil Legacy)
- 09:00: Pack. Realize I haven't even made a dent in the olive oil. Decide to leave it as a parting gift for the next guest. (Sorry, future traveler!).
- 10:00: One last walk on the beach. Soak it all in. The sun. The sand. The sea. The memories.
- 11:00: Check out. Say goodbye to Nick's apartment. It's been…an experience.
- 12:00: Taxi to the airport.
- 13:00: Fly home. Already planning my return. And the gyros.
So, there you have it. My totally subjective, utterly imperfect, and probably slightly embellished account of my time in Kambos, Crete. It wasn't perfect. It was messy. It was real. And it was… unforgettable. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a craving for gyros. And maybe a little bit of raki. But only a little. Probably.
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Nick's Kambos Paradise: Crete Island Apartment - The REALLY Real FAQs
Is this place *really* as good as the pictures? Because, let's be honest, those things lie.
What's the deal with the location? Is it truly "paradise"?
The apartment itself – is it clean? Because I'm a bit of a clean freak. (Don't judge!)
Tell me about the kitchen. I like to cook (or at least *try*).
What about the Wi-Fi? Is it reliable? Because I *might* need to work a little... (don't tell my boss).
Is there air conditioning? Because summer in Crete is... intense.
Okay, let's talk about Nick. Is he a good host?
I'm a bit of a fussy sleeper. What's the bed situation like?
What are the downsides? Be honest!
