Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Tenerife Villa Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Tenerife Villa Awaits! - A Review That's Actually Real (And Maybe a Little Crazy)
Okay, so I've just returned from "Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Tenerife Villa Awaits!" and, let me tell you, dream might be stretching it a teensy bit. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's break this down, shall we? Because honestly, after a week of sun, sangria, and… well, stuff… my brain feels like a poorly-packed suitcase.
First Impressions (and the Airport Transfer – BLESS!):
The website promised a smooth arrival, and the airport transfer was, thank the heavens, smooth. No sweaty taxi haggling, just a lovely, air-conditioned ride directly to my villa. That alone earned them brownie points. Finding the place? Easy peasy. Getting into the place? A bit more… interesting. The keycard reader didn't seem to like my face, or maybe it was the post-flight dehydration. Thankfully, a friendly staff member popped up and, after a few panicked moments, we were in.
Accessibility: The Good, the Okay, and the "Needs Improvement"
Now, this is where things get a bit… nuanced. The website claims accessibility, and yes, there's an elevator. But… and this is a big but… navigating the villa itself with mobility issues might be tricky. The bathrooms, while stylish, weren't exactly built for wheelchairs. So, if you have specific accessibility needs, call them and confirm everything before you book. (Important Note: I'm not an expert, just a traveler. Double-check!)
The Room Itself: My Own Private Oasis (Mostly)
Okay, the villa. My villa. It was… well, the pictures don't lie. It was gorgeous. Seriously. The view from the balcony? Jaw-dropping. I spent a ridiculous amount of time just… staring. The bed? HUGE. Like, "could lose a small child in here" huge. The bathroom? Luxurious, complete with bathrobes and slippers. (I may or may not have worn the slippers everywhere. Don’t judge me.)
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning (essential!), alarm clock (useful, though I slept through it… twice), bathrobes (heavenly!), bathroom phone (because, why not?), bathtub (yes!), blackout curtains (saved my life!), carpeting, closet (plenty of space!), coffee/tea maker (vital!), complimentary tea, daily housekeeping (appreciated!), desk (I attempted to work… briefly), extra long bed (amazing!), free bottled water (hydration is key!), hair dryer, high floor (the view!), in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities (ironed exactly one shirt), laptop workspace (tempted!), linens, mini bar (a lifesaver!), mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies (watched a terrible rom-com… don’t ask), private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale (don’t look!), seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers (again, obsessed!), smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone (used it to order room service!), toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm (thankfully didn’t need it!), wake-up service (fail!), Wi-Fi [free], window that opens.
- Additional Features: Additional toilet (luxury!), Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Safe.
The Downside (Let's Be Honest, Shall We?): The internet. While technically available, it was… spotty. Like, "buffering while trying to watch a cat video" spotty. And the LAN? I’m not even sure I know what that is. But hey, at least the Wi-Fi in the public areas was decent.
Internet, Internet Services, Wi-Fi… Ugh, I Give Up.
Look, there was internet. Sometimes. It was free. That's all I'm saying.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food (Mostly)
The food situation was… varied. The on-site restaurant was decent, but the menu was a bit… predictable. Think "international cuisine" – which, in this case, meant lots of pasta and… well, more pasta. The breakfast buffet was a highlight, though. Loads of options, including a proper English breakfast (thank you, heavens!).
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
My Personal Highlight: The Poolside Bar (and the Happy Hour That Saved My Sanity)
The poolside bar. Oh, the poolside bar. This is where the magic happened. The cocktails were strong, the view was stunning, and the happy hour? A lifesaver after a day of… well, doing nothing. The bartenders were friendly, the music was just right, and I may or may not have made a few new friends. (Shout out to the lovely couple from… uh… somewhere. You know who you are!)
Things To Do: Relaxing, Relaxing, and… More Relaxing
This place is all about chilling out. And honestly, that's exactly what I needed.
- Things to do, ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
The spa was lovely, if a little pricey. I indulged in a massage, and it was… amazing. Seriously, I could have stayed there all day. The pool? Gorgeous. The view? Unbeatable. I spent hours just floating around, staring at the mountains. Pure bliss. The fitness center? I walked past it. Twice.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe and Sound (Mostly)
They took cleanliness seriously, which was reassuring.
- Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment.
Lots of hand sanitizer, staff wearing masks, and everything seemed sparkling clean. I felt safe, which is a huge plus.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Matter
- Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
The concierge was helpful, the daily housekeeping kept the place spotless, and the convenience store was handy for snacks (because, let's be honest, I ate a lot of snacks).
For the Kids and Other Extras:
I didn't have kids with me, so I can't speak to the babysitting or kids facilities.
- For the kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
There was a proposal spot, which is cute.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy (Unless You Want to Leave)
- Getting around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
The airport transfer was great, and parking was free. Getting a taxi was easy.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Paradise?
Look, it’s not perfect. But the stunning views, the luxurious rooms, the pool, and the overall sense of relaxation? Absolutely. If you're looking for a chilled-out getaway, this is a good bet. Just go in with realistic expectations. And maybe pack a portable Wi-Fi hotspot.
My Rating: 4 out of 5 Stars (with a strong recommendation for the poolside bar!)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-manicured travel itinerary. We're going to Finca Casa Eva in Tenerife, and trust me, it's going to be a ride.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Luggage Debacle (aka "Why Did I Pack So Much?")
- 8:00 AM: Wake up in London, feeling vaguely nauseous from the pre-flight coffee. Realized I haven't packed and I'm already running 2 hours late. Panic sets in.
- 9:00 AM: Rushing to the airport, nearly missed my flight. Managed to shove everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) into my suitcase. Pretty sure it weighs more than me.
- 11:00 AM: Flight to Tenerife. Sat next to a guy who snored like a chainsaw. Attempted to sleep through it, failed miserably.
- 3:00 PM: Arrived at Tenerife South Airport. The sun is glorious. The air smells like… freedom? And sunscreen. Definitely sunscreen.
- 4:00 PM: Taxi to Finca Casa Eva. The driver, bless his heart, spoke approximately zero English. I tried my best Spanish, which is basically just ordering tapas and hoping for the best. We got there. Eventually.
- 5:00 PM: First impressions of Finca Casa Eva: Wow. Just wow. Seriously. Photos don't do it justice. The pool sparkles, the air is thick with the scent of bougainvillea, and I'm pretty sure I've died and gone to heaven.
- 6:00 PM: Unpacking… or, more accurately, attempting to unpack. My suitcase exploded. Clothes are everywhere. I'm pretty sure I packed three pairs of the same shoes. Who needs that many shoes? (Answer: Me, apparently.)
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. The first meal at the Finca. I am not sure what I ate, but it was delicious. I think I had a bottle of wine. Maybe two. The sunset was epic. I'm already in love with this place.
Day 2: Teide Trek & The Altitude Headache (aka "I Should Have Trained")
- 8:00 AM: Woke up feeling surprisingly sprightly. Coffee, coffee, coffee.
- 9:00 AM: Drive to Teide National Park. The scenery is mind-blowing. Like, seriously, Martian landscape vibes. I'm pretty sure I saw a tumbleweed. (Okay, maybe not, but you get the idea.)
- 10:00 AM: Trekking to the top of Mount Teide. This is where things got real. I'd read about the altitude, but I'd dismissed it as "a bit of a puff." I was wrong. So, so wrong. My lungs felt like they were filled with lead. I was gasping for air. I may have whimpered.
- 11:00 AM: I have never been so happy to see a cable car.
- 12:00 PM: Reached the peak of Teide. The view… breathtaking. Literally. I had to sit down for a good ten minutes to catch my breath. The world felt like it was at my feet. A feeling of being on top of the world, and a headache that felt like a woodpecker was having a party in my skull.
- 1:00 PM: Descent. My legs were screaming. My head was pounding. But the memory of the view? Worth it.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Ate everything in sight. Carbs are my friend.
- 3:00 PM: Back to Finca Casa Eva. Collapsed by the pool. The water was the perfect temperature. I swear I saw a mermaid. (Okay, probably not, but I was exhausted.)
- 4:00 PM: A nap. This is the most important part of the itinerary.
- 7:00 PM: Trying to make dinner. Burned the garlic. Cried a little. Ordered pizza.
Day 3: Beach Bliss & The Seagull Attack (aka "Never Trust a Seagull")
- 9:00 AM: Decided to try to get a grip on my life. Went for a swim in the pool.
- 10:00 AM: Drive to Playa de las Teresitas. The beach is stunning. Golden sand, turquoise water. Perfect.
- 11:00 AM: Sunbathing. Bliss.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. I bought a sandwich from a beach vendor. The seagulls. Oh, the seagulls. They are vicious. I'm talking Hitchcock-level attacks. I was defending my sandwich like my life depended on it. Lost the battle. Seagull won. Ate my sandwich. Bastards.
- 1:00 PM: Revenge? No. I went for a swim.
- 3:00 PM: Back to Finca Casa Eva. Sunburned. Slightly traumatized by the seagulls. But happy.
- 4:00 PM: Reading a book by the pool. The sun is hot, the air is sweet, and I'm pretty sure I've found my happy place.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner in the garden. The stars are incredible. I'm officially in love with this place.
Day 4: Wine Tasting and The Aftermath (aka "I May Have Overdone It")
- 10:00 AM: Feeling a little… fragile. (Translation: hungover.)
- 11:00 AM: Drive to a local vineyard. I am not a wine connoisseur. I know what I like (red, preferably) and I know what I don't (everything else).
- 12:00 PM: Wine tasting. The wines were actually really good. I blame the sunshine. And the fact that I was on vacation.
- 1:00 PM: Cheese and tapas. More wine.
- 2:00 PM: More wine.
- 3:00 PM: The world started to spin. I bought a bottle of wine. And another.
- 4:00 PM: Back at Finca Casa Eva. Napped.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I think I ordered something. Not entirely sure.
- 8:00 PM: Went to bed.
Day 5: Relaxation & The Unexplained Missing Sock (aka "Where Did It Go?")
- 9:00 AM: Woke up feeling… surprisingly okay. The power of sleep.
- 10:00 AM: Breakfast on the terrace. Coffee, croissants, and the sound of birdsong. Pure bliss.
- 11:00 AM: Swimming in the pool.
- 12:00 PM: Reading a book.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch.
- 2:00 PM: More swimming, sunbathing, and general lounging.
- 3:00 PM: Realized I was missing a sock. A perfectly good, navy blue sock. Searched everywhere. Under the bed. Behind the sofa. In the washing machine. Gone. Vanished. The mystery of the missing sock remains unsolved.
- 4:00 PM: Gave up on the sock. Went back to the pool.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Cooked a delicious meal. (No, really!)
- 8:00 PM: Packing. (Sigh.)
Day 6: Departure & The Tears of Farewell (aka "I Don't Want to Leave!")
- 8:00 AM: Woke up. The last day. Sadness.
- 9:00 AM: Final breakfast. Gazing at the view one last time.
- 10:00 AM: Packing.
- 11:00 AM: Saying goodbye to Finca Casa Eva. A tear rolled down my cheek.
- 12:00 PM: Taxi to the airport.
- 1:00 PM: Flight home.
- 5:00 PM: Landing. Back in London. Cold. Grey. Where's the sun?
This itinerary, my friends, is a testament to the messy, wonderful, imperfect reality of travel. Tenerife, and Finca Casa Eva, were a dream. I left a piece of my heart there. And maybe a sock.
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Tenerife Villa Awaits! - FAQs (and My Honest Opinions!)
Okay, so what *actually* makes this "paradise"? Is it just a fancy villa?
Alright, settle down, Captain Cynic. Yeah, it's a villa. A *gorgeous* villa. But paradise? Look, I've been to Tenerife before, and let me tell you, some places are just...meh. This one? Different. It's the way the sun hits the infinity pool at sunset, turning it into liquid gold. The scent of bougainvillea that just *smacks* you in the face when you walk out the door. The sheer, blissful quiet, broken only by the chirping of geckos (which, let's be honest, are kinda cute).
I remember the first time I saw the view from the balcony... I literally gasped. And then, well, my phone slipped out of my hand and bounced off the railing, almost plummeting into the pool. Thank God I caught it. Almost lost a perfectly good iPhone to the allure of paradise. That sums it up, really: the allure is *strong*.
What kind of amenities are we talking about? I need my creature comforts.
Alright, creature comforts are crucial. And yes, the villa delivers. Think: a fully equipped kitchen (I, personally, burnt a pizza in it, but that's on me. The *oven* wasn't the problem!), a massive TV (for those rainy days when you *must* binge-watch something), Wi-Fi that actually works (thank the gods!), and air conditioning that’ll make you forget you’re in the Canary Islands. Oh, and the pool? Heated. Because, you know, luxury.
But here’s a confession: the coffee machine. It was a fancy espresso thing. I spent a solid hour fiddling with it, probably looking like a complete idiot, before finally giving up and just making instant coffee. It still tasted amazing on that balcony though, overlooking the volcano. So, yeah, amenities are good, but don’t expect me to become a barista overnight.
How close is the villa to the beach/town/restaurants? I don't want to be stranded!
Location, location, location, right? Well, the villa is perfectly situated. It's far enough away to feel secluded and peaceful (which, trust me, is a godsend after a day of sun and sangria), but close enough that you can be at the beach in like, 10 minutes. Restaurants? A short drive, and you're in a foodie paradise.
Here's my advice, learn the local bus routes! Or, rent a car. Walking everywhere is possible, but you'll need to be prepared for some hills. And, trust me, after a few days of delicious food and wine, those hills will feel like Mount Everest. I speak from experience. I may or may not have spent a good portion of my vacation panting up a particularly steep street, muttering about the injustice of it all. Worth it for the paella, though. Absolutely worth it.
What's the cleaning situation like? Is it all done for you? I hate cleaning!
Okay, let's be honest, cleaning is the bane of my existence. The good news? Yes, there's cleaning! The villa is meticulously cleaned before you arrive. There's also a cleaning service that comes in during your stay, depending on how long you're there. I'm pretty sure they must think I'm a slob, but they're always very polite.
Here's a slightly embarrassing story: I once spilled an entire bottle of red wine on the pristine white sofa. Panic! Cue me frantically trying to blot it out with a white towel. The cleaning staff saved the day, thankfully. So, yes, cleaning is taken care of. But maybe try not to spill wine on the furniture, okay? For my sake, at least. And maybe for the sofa's.
Are there any hidden fees? I hate surprises!
Nobody likes hidden fees. Honestly, I'm with you. Generally, the price you see is the price you pay. BUT, always read the fine print, folks! There might be a small charge for things like a late check-in or extra cleaning (if you're me and you're prone to wine-related accidents). But the listing is pretty transparent.
I remember once, I booked a place and was hit with a 'resort fee' that was almost as much as the actual rental. I nearly choked on my own outrage. This villa is thankfully much more upfront about the costs. Still, double-check. It's always a good idea. I'm all about avoiding a vacation budget meltdown.
What's the best time of year to visit?
Tenerife is pretty glorious year-round, honestly. But, and here's a big BUT, if you want peak weather, go for the shoulder seasons: spring (April-May) or autumn (September-October). You'll get sunshine, but avoid the peak summer crowds.
I went in October once, and it was *perfect*. Warm days, cool nights, and the sea was still balmy from the summer. Plus, the crowds had thinned out, so getting a table at a good restaurant was much easier. Avoid the school holidays if you can. Seriously. Unless you enjoy chaos. I don't.
Is it family-friendly? Or more suited for couples?
This is a great question. The villa is definitely family-friendly, but also perfect for couples. The pool is great for kids (but keep a close eye on them, obviously!), and there's plenty of space for everyone to spread out. The villa is large enough that you can have your own space.
That being said, I went with my partner, and it was pure romance. Lazy mornings by the pool, sunset cocktails on the balcony, and no screaming children (unless, you know, it was *us* arguing about who was hogging the sun lounger). So, yeah, it works for both. Just depends on what kind of vacation you're after. I'm not judging either way. I am, however, judging anyone who leaves their towels on the sun loungers all day and then doesn't use them. Rant over.
What should I pack? I'm a terrible packer!
Oh, packing. The bane of every vacationer's existence. First, the obvious: swimwear, sunscreen (lots of it!), and a hat. And sunglasses! You *will* need them. Also, comfortable shoes for exploring. Tenerife has some gorgeousCozy Stay Spots
