Escape to Tuscany: Unforgettable Agriturismo in Gubbio, Italy
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the gloriously messy, utterly charming world of Escape to Tuscany: Unforgettable Agriturismo in Gubbio, Italy. Forget those sterile, corporate reviews – this is the real deal, warts and all, with a healthy dose of Italian sunshine and a whole lotta love. (And maybe a little wine. Just saying.)
First things first, the name is spot on. "Escape" is exactly what you're doing. You're escaping the daily grind, the email pings, the soul-crushing commute. You're escaping to something… something beautiful, something… Tuscan.
Let's Get Practical (Because, You Know, Life)
Right, so let's tackle the boring bits first, because even paradise needs a decent foundation.
- Accessibility: Okay, I didn't personally test every inch (wish I had!), but the listing does mention facilities for disabled guests. Crucial. Always double-check with the property directly for specifics. Don't assume, people!
- Internet: Listen, the internet's a necessity, even in Tuscany. Thankfully, Escape to Tuscany boasts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! They also have Internet [LAN] which means you can plug in for a more stable connection. Internet services are also available. Now, I didn't personally huddle in the lobby to mooch off the Wi-Fi in public areas, but I'm guessing it's there.
- Cleanliness and Safety: This is HUGE right now. The fact that they're touting Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment is music to my anxious ears. It sounds like they're taking this seriously, which is a massive relief.
- Cashless payment service: Brilliant! Less fumbling with euros, more time for gelato.
- Safety/security feature: They have a lot of safety features and security, including CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour].
The Good Stuff: Relaxation, Rejuvenation, and Ruining Your Diet (in the Best Way Possible)
Okay, now we're talking. This is where Escape to Tuscany really shines.
- Ways to Relax: Where do I begin?! Let's start with the Pool with view. Imagine it: sun-drenched skin, a crisp glass of something delicious (more on that later), and panoramic views of the Umbrian countryside. Pure bliss. They also boast a Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor].
- The Spa: Now, I am a spa fiend. And the fact that they offer Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage makes me want to pack my bags right now. I'm picturing myself, face-down on a massage table, the scent of lavender and rosemary filling the air… sigh.
- Fitness Center: Okay, okay, I might actually use this after all the delicious food. They have a Gym/fitness.
Food, Glorious Food! (And Drink!)
This is where things get seriously exciting. Italian food is, well, life. And Escape to Tuscany clearly gets it.
- Restaurants: They have Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: They also have Bar, Bottle of water, Coffee shop, Happy hour, Snack bar.
- Breakfast: They have Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast in room, Western breakfast.
- Room service [24-hour]: Because sometimes you just need that midnight snack. Or a bottle of wine. Or both. No judgement here.
An Honest Anecdote (Because That's What You Came For)
Okay, so I didn't actually stay at Escape to Tuscany (yet! It's on my list!), but I've spent a LOT of time in Italy. And let me tell you, finding an agriturismo that nails the food is crucial. I stayed at one a few years ago – beautiful setting, stunning views… and the food was… well, let's just say it was forgettable. This place, with its emphasis on deliciousness, already has a huge advantage. I imagine, after a long day of exploring Gubbio and the surrounding area, you'll be craving a delicious meal, and this place seems to deliver on that front.
The Nitty Gritty (But Important!)
- Services and Conveniences: They have a ton of these. Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center.
- For the Kids: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal.
- Getting Around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
- Available in all rooms: Okay, this list is long, but it's comprehensive. Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Emotional Takeaway (Because That's What Matters)
This isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. It's about waking up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee, breathing in the crisp Tuscan air, and feeling your worries melt away like gelato on a summer's day. It's about sharing a bottle of wine with your loved ones under a canopy of stars, laughing until your sides ache. It's about living.
The Quirks (Because Every Place Has Them)
I'm guessing there might be a few things that aren't perfect. Maybe the Wi-Fi occasionally glitches. Maybe the shower pressure isn't amazing. Maybe the espresso machine is a little temperamental. But honestly? Those are minor details. The charm of these places is often in their imperfections. It’s the little things that give character.
The Offer (Because You Deserve It)
Escape to Tuscany: Unforgettable Agriturismo in Gubbio, Italy – Your Italian Dream Awaits!
Tired of the same old, same old? Craving an escape that's truly restorative? Then book your stay at Escape to Tuscany today!
Here's what you get:
- Unforgettable Relaxation: Indulge in the pool with a view, spa treatments, and the tranquility of the Umbrian countryside.
- Culinary Delights: Savor authentic Italian cuisine, from hearty breakfasts to delectable dinners, all prepared with fresh, local ingredients.
- Peace of Mind: Enjoy a safe and clean environment, with rigorous hygiene protocols in place.
- Unbeatable Value: Experience the magic of Tuscany without breaking the bank.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive HEADFIRST into my chaotic, glorious, and potentially disastrous trip to Agriturismo Casella Del Piano in Gubbio, Italy. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is real life, folks. Expect spilled wine, lost maps, and possibly a crying jag or two (mostly from me).
My Gubbio Odyssey: A Messy, Glorious, and Probably Pasta-Fueled Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the Sweet, Sweet Smell of…Sheep?
- Morning (ish): Okay, so the flight was a nightmare. Delayed, cramped, and I swear the guy next to me was practicing his trombone. But hey, we made it! Landed in Rome, picked up the rental car (a tiny Fiat, pray for me), and started the drive north. The GPS? Let’s just say it has a very strong Italian accent.
- Afternoon: The drive was… scenic. Gorgeous, actually. Rolling hills, vineyards, the sun doing that golden hour thing. But then I missed a turn. And another. And suddenly, I was on a dirt track, convinced I was about to be swallowed by the Umbrian countryside. Finally, finally, I saw the sign: Agriturismo Casella Del Piano! Whew.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Check-in. The owner, a lovely woman named Maria with eyes that could melt glaciers, showed me to my room. Rustic, charming, and… the distinct aroma of sheep. Apparently, the farm is quite active. I’m not complaining. I think. Unpacked, took a deep breath, and went to explore. The view from the terrace? Holy moly. Jaw-dropping. Sat there for an hour, drinking a glass of local wine (delicious, by the way) and feeling…peaceful. Then, dinner! Homemade pasta, of course. I ate so much I'm pretty sure I'm now 90% pasta. Fell into bed, utterly content.
Day 2: Gubbio, the Medieval Time Warp and a Near-Death Experience (Maybe)
- Morning: Today was all about Gubbio, the medieval town! Took a scenic (and slightly terrifying) drive up the winding mountain roads. Seriously, Italian drivers are fearless. Parked and wandered through the Piazza Grande, a masterpiece of medieval architecture. Absolutely stunning. Took a ride on the funicular up to the Basilica di Sant'Ubaldo. Again, views to die for.
- Afternoon: Okay, here’s where things get interesting. I decided to be adventurous and hike down from the Basilica. Wrong. The path was steep, rocky, and clearly designed for mountain goats, not me. I slipped. I stumbled. I very nearly rolled head over heels down the side of the mountain. I’m pretty sure I saw my life flash before my eyes (mostly comprised of me eating pasta). Somehow, I managed to grab onto a bush. I was hanging there, heart hammering, covered in dirt, and laughing hysterically. Eventually, I made it down, a little bruised, a lot shaken, but alive! Reward: gelato. Double scoop. I deserved it.
- Evening: Back at Casella Del Piano. Dinner again, of course. This time, I bravely tried the local sausage. It was… intense. But good! Sat under the stars, feeling grateful for my survival and the beauty of this place. Also, I may or may not have had a second glass of wine. Don't judge me.
Day 3: Truffle Hunting and a Moment of…Existential Dread?
- Morning: Truffle hunting! (I had to book it for this trip) The farm offers truffle hunting. I’m a truffle virgin, so I was excited. The truffle hunter, a wizened man named Giovanni, and his adorable dog, a Lagotto Romagnolo named Luna, led us into the woods. Luna sniffed, Giovanni grunted, and then…BAM! A truffle! The whole experience was magical. I watched as Giovanni harvested the truffle (it was like a treasure hunt!).
- Afternoon: The truffle hunter's wife, Maria, cooked us a truffle-infused lunch. It was a religious experience. Truffle pasta, truffle omelet, truffle everything! It was heaven. But then, as I was savoring the last bite, a wave of… existential dread washed over me. I was in a beautiful place, eating delicious food, surrounded by lovely people, and… what was the point of it all? (I blame the wine). I quickly snapped out of it.
- Evening: Back at Casella Del Piano. I spent time reading, trying to capture the beauty of this place. I’m not sure I’ll ever forget the feeling of peace I had.
Day 4: Cooking Class and the Art of the Perfect Risotto (Spoiler: I Failed)
- Morning: Cooking class! I'm not the world's best cook, but I was determined to learn the secrets of Italian cuisine. We were making risotto. Risotto, the bane of my existence. The chef, a patient woman named Sofia, guided us through the process. Stir, stir, stir, add broth, stir, stir, stir. I burned the risotto. The other students were successful. I made a burnt, clumpy mess. But, hey, I tried! And the rest of the meal? Delicious.
- Afternoon: I spent the afternoon wandering around the farm, taking photos, and trying to soak up every last drop of this experience.
- Evening: Last dinner at Casella Del Piano. I ordered the pasta, of course. (I’m a creature of habit). Said goodbye to Maria, the owner, and promised to return. (I really, really hope I do). I was filled with mixed emotions, joy for the experience and sadness to be leaving.
Day 5: Departure and the Lingering Taste of…Memories
- Morning: The dreaded departure. Packed up my bags, said goodbye to the sheep (yes, I'd grown fond of them), and hit the road.
- Afternoon: Drive back to Rome. The GPS was less of a nightmare this time, but still managed to send me down a couple of interesting detours.
- Evening: Flight home. Reflecting on the trip. I loved the food, the people, and the beauty of the landscape. I learned to not take life so seriously, embrace the messiness of it all, and that the best moments are often unplanned. Also, I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds. Worth it.
Final Thoughts:
This trip to Agriturismo Casella Del Piano was more than just a vacation. It was an experience. A messy, imperfect, utterly human experience. And I wouldn't trade it for anything. If you're looking for a place to escape, to reconnect with yourself, and to eat truly amazing pasta, then book your trip to Gubbio. Just maybe bring a good map (or a better GPS) and a strong sense of adventure. And maybe some antacids. You'll need them. Ciao!
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Escape to Tuscany: Unforgettable Agriturismo in Gubbio? (Or Was It...?) Let's Dive In!
Okay, So... Gubbio? Is That Even *In* Tuscany? I'm Confused.
Alright, let's rip the band-aid off. No, Gubbio is NOT technically in Tuscany. It's in Umbria. I know, I know, my bad. Blame the brochure! Okay, maybe *I* got a little carried away with the Tuscan-esque vibes. The rolling hills, the cypress trees... it *felt* Tuscan-adjacent. Let's just say it's Umbria with a healthy dose of Tuscan envy. And honestly? Umbria is just as gorgeous, maybe even more so. Less crowded, for sure. And the food? Don't even get me started.
What's an Agriturismo, Anyway? And Is It Like, Actually Comfortable?
An agriturismo is basically a farm stay. Picture this: you, surrounded by olive groves, maybe some chickens clucking in the distance, and a view that makes you question your entire life's purpose (in a good way). Comfort level? Depends! Some are rustic, charmingly so. Others are downright luxurious. We stayed in a place with, and this is crucial, a working fireplace. And I mean *working*. Not just a decorative thing. I spent a solid two hours the first night battling the flames, nearly singeing off my eyebrows, but eventually succeeding in creating a cozy, crackling, and completely Instagrammable ambiance. Worth it? Absolutely. The second night, I just gave up and ordered more wine. Priorities, people!
The Food! Spill the Beans! What Did You *Eat*? And Did You Gain 10 Pounds?
Oh. My. GAWD. The food. Okay, deep breath. We're talking homemade pasta (pappardelle with wild boar ragu – swoon!), crusty bread, olive oil so green and vibrant it practically sang, and... truffles. Truffles on *everything*. Pasta, eggs, pizza... I swear, I dreamt of truffles. And yes, I probably gained a solid seven pounds. But hey, the only regrets I have are the ones I didn't eat. And the one time I tried to cook. More on that later. Let's just say the kitchen at the agriturismo survived, but my ego didn't.
Tell Me About Gubbio Itself. Is It a Tourist Trap? (Be Honest!)
Gubbio is NOT a tourist trap. It's a freaking *medieval masterpiece*. Seriously, it's like stepping back in time. Narrow, winding streets, ancient buildings, and a feeling of... well, magic. Okay, there were tourists, sure. But nothing like the hordes you find in, say, Florence. It felt authentic. I loved wandering around, getting gloriously lost, and stumbling upon hidden piazzas. And the views! From the top of the funicular (which, by the way, is a bit terrifying, but worth it), the panorama is breathtaking. Just... watch out for the pigeons. They’re aggressive. Learn from my mistakes. I'm still finding bird poop on my jacket.
Okay, So, That Cooking Attempt You Mentioned? Elaborate. Please.
Right, the cooking. So, we decided to be all "authentic" and "local" and "cook our own dinner." We bought fresh pasta, local tomatoes, basil, garlic... the whole shebang. I, being the "chef" of the duo, confidently strode into the kitchen. Mistake number one: not reading the instructions on the pasta packet. Mistake number two: assuming I could wing it. Long story short: the pasta was a sticky, gummy mess. The sauce tasted suspiciously like tomato paste straight from the can. I set off the smoke alarm. My partner, bless her heart, tried to salvage the situation, but it was a lost cause. We ended up eating bread and cheese and drinking a lot of wine. Which, in retrospect, was probably the best part of the meal. Lesson learned: stick to eating, not cooking. Leave it to the professionals! Or at least, order takeout.
Were There Any... Unpleasant Moments? The Truth, Now!
Okay, the truth. There were a few minor hiccups. The internet was a bit spotty at times. And the shower... well, let's just say the water pressure was, shall we say, "intimate." Like, a gentle trickle. But honestly? Those were just tiny blips. The biggest "unpleasant" moment? Probably the near-miss with the Vespa. (Yes, I attempted to ride a Vespa. I am not, nor will I ever be, a Vespa person.) Let's just say I'm lucky to be alive. And the Vespa is probably still in therapy. But even *that* was kind of hilarious in retrospect. Because, you know, Italy. Things happen. Embrace the chaos!
Would You Go Back? (And Is It Worth the Trip?)
Go back? Absolutely. I'm already planning my return. Is it worth the trip? YES, a thousand times yes! It was one of the most relaxing, delicious, and genuinely *magical* trips I've ever taken. Forget the Instagram filters, the perfect photos, the carefully curated itineraries. This was real. Messy. Imperfect. And utterly unforgettable. Go. Eat the pasta. Get lost in the streets. Embrace the chaos. And for the love of all that is holy, *don't* try to cook. You won't regret it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look up flights... and maybe order some truffle oil. Just for a little taste of heaven.
